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"MAKE ME REGRET PUTTING THIS UP BY BEING CURIOUS AND ASKING ME QUESTIONS."
— 1. Who are you most comfortable around?
2. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Where would you like to travel?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. Do you ever want to get married?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Spell your name with your chin.
18. Would you rather live without TV or music?
19. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
20. Have you ever been drunk?
21. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
22. Favorite makeup brand?
23. Favorite color?
24. Favorite food? 
25. First thing you ate this morning?
26. Ever been in love? 
27. Names of your best friends? 
28. Favorite movie?
29. First person you talked to today?
30. Last person you talked to today?
31. Do you regret anything from your past?
32. Is something irritating you right now?
33. Are you listening to music right now?
34. Do you believe in love at first sight?
35. Would you change your name?
36. What your zodiac sign?
37. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
38. Night or Day?
39. Tea or Coffee?
40. What’s your favorite quote? (via amewesing)





fricklesticks:

Anyone who describes a butthole as an “entrance” in fanfiction just makes me think “knock knock here comes my cock”





allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this





damittromney:

thelustedwanderer:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my fucking god

Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

the straights have been foiled again

damittromney:

thelustedwanderer:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my fucking god

Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

the straights have been foiled again





mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin






tags: #music

Played 12,256 Times

radtracks:

teenagers // my chemical romance

but if you’re troubled and hurt
what you got under your shirt
will make them pay for the things that they did





the-cosmic-five-year-old:

allthingshyper:

party-till-the-sun-comes-out:

what the fuck is wrong with this website

Absolutely nothing.

documENTARY ON DOLPHINS HELP I’M DYING!!





tkyle:

Quickest solve ever!





sunshinedaisieswindmills:

i should stop hating things and do my homework





jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five





confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.





jonesdavid813:

cyanblur:

cyanblur:

what do you call this color gradient?

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black to the fuchsia

oh my god





pawsitiv:

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

my heart just melted

pawsitiv:

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

my heart just melted









me: so do u like dogs
her: nah they're kinda gross
me:
me: my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately