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woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed





tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it





thetinydagger:

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

STILL MY FAVORITE THING EVER ON THE INTERNET!!!





ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up





penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between





questiun:

Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that start with those letters





guy:

guy:

yeah ur sex takes me to

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cumbermoonfall:

anusing:

do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button

its called faith





tybaltcapuletsbitch:

modern au were the Capulets and Montagues decide to settle their differences once and for all at Family Feud





cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T






tags: #Sherlock

queenclem:

By you!

Sherlock/Broad City





bloomin-eck:

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

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oh yes

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her date did too

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That is actually kind of awesome. 



tilly-oakley:

troyethehotboy18:

troyeswink:

Idk if there’s a ship name for Troye and Tyler yet, but let’s call it Troyler.

This is the first thing ever posted on the troyler tag.

Oh my god





tumblr user: i need people to think im funny and validate me
tumblr user: im gonna make the most original joke ever
tumblr user: ill talk about how white boys like deodorant and benedict cumberbatch is ugly
tumblr user: i'll throw in something about how much i hate superwholock and starbucks to be extra funny
tumblr user: wow im a comedic genuis




d0nn0:

golfgoober:

d0nn0:

Im hungover and i gained like 500 in a night and hit 17k

Oh I thought you meant you gained that much weight and then hit 17k pounds

Yes i hit 17,000 pounds thanks for the support everyone