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elle-driver:

fun things to say before/during sex

  • i crave a boon
  • punch it in
  • you have a zit right there
  • or you can bitch and moan 
  • i faked it every single time
  • fuck me gently with a chainsaw
  • instead of blowing me wanna blow up the school 





tags: #omg

offbeatorbit:

dunpkin:

theoppositeofamnesiaa:

dunpkin:

someone please make a meme masterpost of every tumblr meme ever

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Memes/Tumblr

it doesn’t have all of them but it has a lot of them

this is so surreal honestly its like traveling through time

MAPCRUNCH THO





itreallyatemyhand:

chromatographic:

tacticalnymphomania:

nellachronism:

loveforalia:

You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.

Lift up your lightsabers.

We lift them up to the lord.

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Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.

It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.

it is actually right AND just these days





grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round






tags: #KELSEY

lyliah:

kingcheddarxvii:

Namor no

WAT darklordavy





sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

And don’t forget to wake up Green Day tomorrow





monkeysmeanbusiness:

utteranonymity:

Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.

A-fucking-men.





the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.





frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds





"The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Scaling to 46 years, humans have been here 4 hours, the industrial revolution began 1 minute ago, and in that time we’ve destroyed more than half the world’s forests."
— Greenpeace (via lunagemme)





succeeding:

guess who doesn’t give a fuck about your opinion 

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medschoolapplicant:

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.





laterinthecaveoflesbians:

watershiphobbits:

If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist.  It is not “just a joke.”  You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women.  You are not helping, you are not making satire.  You are just being misogynist.

Yes, this includes you gay men.





itsgrannywinkle:

so this happened

itsgrannywinkle:

so this happened





Bella: I know what you are
Edward: say it
Bella: ... problematic